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Posts: 11746 (07/03/08 04:28:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Absolutely necessary for a healthy mind and body and spirit. Even if you have to do it on your own once in a while (hey, or even frequently!). But the connection to humanity, to another person, to ourselves is transformative and so important, I think. Of course, people can get into a lot of trouble because of their innate need for sex--bad relationships, bad experiences, etc. So caution! Even in the world of Disney, when no one is looking, there is fun-loving sex: --------------- Mirek
HombreLobo44		#1	[-]
Posts: 1654 (07/03/08 04:47:11) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Love those rabbits, Mirek! Oh and please don't get me going on this topic! I think I have spouted enough about my private life here and it would be so tempting to unload some more. I'll agree though that sex is a definite must. Cryptically I'll finish by saying that age is a factor. HombreLobo44
Latarnia		#2	[-]
Posts: 11747 (07/03/08 04:57:04) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Age is a factor in everything, but when one thing lessens, another can take its place (he said, also cryptically). For instance, it is well known that with age, Casanovas increase their interest and passion in pleasuring women orally. This is, I think, a good thing for women. And for the guys, it's extra dessert. Nature has a will to balance itself out somehow. Mirek
Latarnia		#3	[-]
Posts: 11749 (07/03/08 05:06:51) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I also think we should expand the concept of what is meant by sex here. I'd include sexual interest, which is the spark that lights the fire. I've found that as one gets older, one gets more involved in just looking at good-looking women--and there seem to a whole lot of them, at least in the city. And even our fascination with euro-cult films has a lot to do with the women who appear in them. Mirek
Latarnia		#4	[-]
Posts: 11752 (07/03/08 09:41:37) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Watermelon. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91M5EQ0B&show_article=1 I have to say that now I will be embarrassed to buy it. Mirek
frankie marino		#5	[-]
Posts: 771 (07/03/08 10:11:10) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Latarnia wrote: Watermelon. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91M5EQ0B&show_article=1 I have to say that now I will be embarrassed to buy it. Mirek well, buy a cantaloupe instead. 1. cut a hole in the side of your cantaloupe, circumference slightly larger than your own measurements. 2. leave the cantaloupe in direct sunlight for about 1-2 hours. do not use the microwave! serious injury may result! 3. when the cantaloupe reaches 98.6 degrees, place it under a couch cushion or mattress (being careful not to smash the cantaloupe) to keep cantaloupe from rolling away viola! instant date and healthy snack
Latarnia		#6	[-]
Posts: 11754 (07/03/08 11:48:01) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dammit, Frankie, you wrote that like from experience! Mirek
HombreLobo44		#7	[-]
Posts: 1658 (07/03/08 11:58:39) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oh man Frankie that is wacked! Reminds me of a bit from Alice Cooper's first book that came out just after Welcome to My Nightmare. In it he describes sex with a jelly doughnut. I think I'll just order up some watermelon. Also, Mirek, I get your meaning and you were close. What about the dreaded mojo m.i.a. Exhaustion, it's a killer. Though I still leer like the best of the pervs at hot mexican women romping around the westside here and especially now that it's so hot and there is so little covered up. I don't feel like I felt when I was say 25. My hard drive needs re-wiring along with the high blood pressure problem, along with the bitchy wife problem. May be a new bisquit to butter would be in order? Oh and I certainly have never had issues with consuming mass quantities of taco salad! LoL. Probably one of my favorite health foods. After re-reading your entries I agree with you sir. I love to look, admire and thank God for women. Physically they are such gorgeous wonderments. The downside to all those curves and bouncey bounce is the attitude and killer instinct within most of them. I don't fear too many men, with obvious exceptions, however I fear the wrath of a woman like some abused child who has been burned with cigarettes and stuffed in a locked closet for a week. I think the effects of that divorce and the constant rants of my current wife have sucked the Lifeforce from me ala Tobe Hooper's flick. See, now you've got me yacking. HombreLobo44 Last Edited By: HombreLobo44 07/03/08 12:04:03. Edited 1 times.
Koukol 5		#8	[-]
Posts: 1922 (07/03/08 13:13:36) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Taco salad?..LOL!
bgart13		#9	[-]
Posts: 1650 (07/03/08 14:23:37) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Geez, I'm getting thoroughly grossed out here...yuck!!! Taco salad? Melons? Ughh... As the old saying goes, I ain't had pssy since pssy had me! Hmm. Actually, I was born cesarian, so I ain't never been near the bearded clam...! Dang, I never had a chance... Ben Last Edited By: bgart13 07/03/08 14:27:40. Edited 1 times.
Latarnia		#10	[-]
Posts: 11758 (07/03/08 14:25:49) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	To ward off anyone--no clam pictures, please. They are not allowed. Mirek
Jojo Lapin X		#11	[-]
Posts: 2149 (07/03/08 15:14:50) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	bgart13 wrote: I ain't had pssy since pssy had me! I am reminded of a story . . . But since I have already told this real-life episode once on this board, several years ago, and since it is somewhat libelous anyway, I shall refrain from repeating it. Just use the search function to look for instances of the word "pussy."* ---------------------------- *It occurs to me, however, that that might not be all that easy. Search for "urchin" instead. Last Edited By: Jojo Lapin X 07/03/08 15:48:24. Edited 1 times.
Koukol 5		#12	[-]
Posts: 1923 (07/03/08 16:26:29) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jojo Lapin X wrote: bgart13 wrote: I ain't had pssy since pssy had me! I am reminded of a story . . . But since I have already told this real-life episode once on this board, several years ago, and since it is somewhat libelous anyway, I shall refrain from repeating it. Just use the search function to look for instances of the word "$$%@@."* ---------------------------- *It occurs to me, however, that that might not be all that easy. Search for "urchin" instead. Brings us right back here!
frankie marino		#13	[-]
Posts: 776 (07/03/08 16:39:51) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	whatsa big idea JoJo?! waving your poosy around, getting us all excited only to leave us with blue balls of curiosity! edit tee hee i would say, if you catch it just right, it shouldn't taste like anything, but those bearded clams are...um...out of commission at least 2 weeks out of the month. unless you're going for your Red Wings Last Edited By: frankie marino 07/03/08 16:47:32. Edited 1 times.
Jojo Lapin X		#14	[-]
Posts: 2150 (07/03/08 16:49:13) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Fools! Not in this forum, but nonetheless on this board. Here, in fact.
frankie marino		#15	[-]
Posts: 777 (07/03/08 17:03:21) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jojo Lapin X wrote: Fools! Not in this forum, but nonetheless on this board. Here, in fact. i found it just fine thank you very much. now quit working blue and add to the damn ghost story already!
Jojo Lapin X		#16	[-]
Posts: 2151 (07/03/08 17:11:17) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	frankie marino wrote: i would say, if you catch it just right, it shouldn't taste like anything Some of us have to be content with what we can get, you know---be it with regard to sushi or what-have-you.
Jojo Lapin X		#17	[-]
Posts: 2152 (07/03/08 17:16:14) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	frankie marino wrote: now quit working blue and add to the damn ghost story already! What? Is it my turn? Well, we shall see what we can do.
HombreLobo44		#18	[-]
Posts: 1664 (07/03/08 17:18:08) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I don't go for the Red Wings, Frankie! I am a Blackhawks fan. This conversation has gone way south. Mirek, your intial intent of creating a folder to wax poetically about the intricacies and fragility of human life has been degraded into a forum not unlike what one would find in the latest issue of Down Deep Dental Floss Weekly. Bearded clams...you've got to love 'em. Didn't they show up in an episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants on Nickelodeon alongside the CRUSTY CRAB? By the way does anyone here even watch SpongeBob? Oops... HombreLobo44
Howling Beast		#19	[-]
Posts: 2065 (07/03/08 17:36:29) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	frankie marino wrote: Latarnia wrote: Watermelon. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91M5EQ0B&show_article=1 I have to say that now I will be embarrassed to buy it. Mirek well, buy a cantaloupe instead. 1. cut a hole in the side of your cantaloupe, circumference slightly larger than your own measurements. 2. leave the cantaloupe in direct sunlight for about 1-2 hours. do not use the microwave! serious injury may result! 3. when the cantaloupe reaches 98.6 degrees, place it under a couch cushion or mattress (being careful not to smash the cantaloupe) to keep cantaloupe from rolling away viola! instant date and healthy snack Frankie, I am hoping that the healthy snack comes before the "instant date" in this instance Brant
Latarnia		#20	[-]
Posts: 11759 (07/03/08 17:45:36) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jojo Lapin X wrote: Fools! Not in this forum, but nonetheless on this board. Here, in fact. I have no idea how I missed that one. Mirek

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