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First of all a statement of purpose- this is not intended as a criticism of Franco's work, it's just for fun. I'm sure even Shakespeare made the odd @#%$ up. It can also be argued that Franco's films are not concerned with expressing perfection, but capturing reality and spontanaity, in the spirit of Dogma 95. Anyway, next time you sit down to one of the following titles have a look out for these... Female Vampie- 1.We'll start with the famous one, but just in case you didn't notice, when Lina Romay makes her iconic entrance at the beginning, her face bangs right into the camera.2. Also, 53 minutes into the film, when Jack Taylor strolls across the Bay of Funchal, a gang of little boys strolls into the shot and they stare at the camera. This annoys me every time, could Franco not have told the brats to @#%$ off?! Barbed Wire Dolls, 1.When Lina Romay has her first session of 'shock therapy' 9 minutes into the film, the camera pans slightly too far to the right revealing that the room is not a concrete cell, but a wooden set within a larger studio.2. When the Regional Governor calls in Eric Falk to rape the visiting prisoner, a crew member can be seen sitting on the bed(12:45) 3.Throughout the film, when the in-mates lean against the cell-walls they bend, revealing that they are not concrete, but painted canvas. 4.When the three fugitives settle down in the forest to sleep, at the beginning of the shot, a gormless crew- member stares at the camera before hiding behind a bush. Love Letters of a Portugease Nun- 1. During the opening credits, Maria and Father Vincente walk past the same wooden gate not once, not twice but three times! 2. After Maria tells her ex-boyfriend to 'leave if you love me,' she looks out the window to the sea- on the horizon sits an anachronistic oil- tanker.(33:25) Voodoo Passion- 1. When Susan and her husband stroll through the park 13 minutes into the film, the people sitting on the bench in the background, obvisiously not extras, stare at the camera. 2. When Susan and Jack Taylor make love for the first time. a mysterious hand drops into shot from the top left.(13:55) When Olga and Susan are in the bath together, the camera and crew can clearly be seen in the mirrors. (52:30) Rolls Royce Baby- Not a Franco film, but you all know it. Five shots into the film, a crew member tries and fails to hide behind a tree as the car drives by. Exactly the same shot is used later in the film. Hope you enjoy looking out for these bloopers, why not share some of your own?!