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SEXY SOCCER is a raunchy Hong Kong sex comedy shot on a shoestring budget with a really poor exhibition of soccer skills. No blood or guts in this one just lots sexual situations with quite a bit of nudity here guys. The soccer played here is 5 on 5 and its played on a hard surface that looks like a tennis court, obviously with the films low budget they couldnt afford for more players or an actually soccer field. The film has several love scenes unfortunately they are some the least erotic stuff Ive ever scene and in one of the love scenes one gal has a towel around her waist apparently she was not too comfortable with doing this scene. Also to make matters worse the hottest looking chicks on this film dont bare any skin. The plot of the movie is so silly and the dialogue so extremely absurd that I just couldnt help myself from laughing. The whole plot revolves around this one loser guy named Rolando who gets the bright idea of coaching a soccer team of good looking gals who will distract the opposing players with their sex appeal & flashing their boobs too which will lead them to numerous victories. Along the way all kinds of sexual hijinks ensue as Rolando has a sexual encounter with all the gals (lucky bastard) but as I mentioned before we never see anything from the better looking gals. When the Sexy Soccer team reaches the final championship game they are confronted with a team that wont fall for their usual distractions so at halftime of the game they must come up with an alternate plan. A pretty funny movie with lowbrow humor and lots of nudity that I mildly recommend to those who like raunchy sex comedies. The DVD is from Discotek Media, the language is Cantonese with English subtitles.